Do you ever just think about how much this dude would hate his own fandom
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
Hover over the first letter of your first name.
SCREAMS I NEEDED THIS OMFG
Last night I dreamed that the fantasy apocalypse had come. You know the one—the one where society has crumbled and 99% of the population is dead, but somehow you’re super comfortable and not grieving and you’re having tons of fun looting anything you want.
I was holed up in a house with a whole bunch of nerdy guys, and they kept going on about how this was their chance to make their ideal society, where they’d all trade in Bitcoin and grow algae superfoods.
Meanwhile I was trying to clear a little patch of land for crops. I kept trying to say “Look, it’s fine if you have fun with that stuff, but right now can we plant some corn and squash? Can you at least help me gather seeds?” and they kept telling me I was small-minded and old-fashioned. They were trying to make a total food replacement substance out of yeast.
Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more
Happy Women’s Day, have some sassy Peggy Carter (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
"parkour" I say as I walk up one step
Self diagnosis is not goddamn ableist
Harassing children for self diagnosing due to a dangerous living environment/lack of funds/inability to see a professional? Ableist! Goodbye!!