That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.
Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.
So yes, this whole equality thing is great.
This post is brilliant.
also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL
Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years
And just because you’re an extra-nutty cookie, here’s some advice from someone who’s learning to do that.
Natasha’s move was technically perfect. The move is meant to to be an amped up flying triangle choke; krav, judo and a couple MMA disciplines have it.
What you want is your opponent’s head and upper arm crushed between your legs, with the one leg extended and the other at a triangle, wrapped around their throat cutting off circulation,
Doing it with your calves is possible, but not actually effective, there’s simply not as much pressure; doing it with your calves because you can’t get your thighs into the proper position is just asking to get your ass beat by the other fighter, because he is better than you.
Natasha Romanoff just exercised a move that would have her opponent unconscious in 6-10 seconds.
Spiderman was ][ that close to getting his dick bit clean off.
Maybe the next time you try to talk shit, sweetheart, know the shit first.
#also even i can tell just looking at these #that dude in the first gif is HANGING ON and ROLLING OVER #natasha’s victim at least LOOKS LIKE HE’S GETTING HIS ASS KICKED #completely setting aside the technical aspects #only one of these looks convincing in the least
Weather’s getting nice and warm, but I don’t know if everyone would enjoy Carol’s presence making things too hot too soon.
these birds are wierd as shit.
Once, I made one angry on accident and it watched me as it sharpened its beak menacingly on a rough rock and then shrieked in my general direction
i said sorry a bunch of times and left it some bread and ran away.
Pygmy Falcon (Polihierax semitorquatus)
Also known as the African Pygmy Falcon, P. semitorquatus is a small species of falcon, that occurs in eastern and southern Africa. The population in eastern Africa (P. s. castanotus) occurs from Sudan to Somalia south to Uganda and Tanzania. The population in southern Africa (P. s. semitorquatus) occurs from Angola to South Africa.
True to its common name P. semitorquatus is very small at only 19-20 cm long, making it the smallest raptor in Africa. Pygmy falcons typically inhabit dry bush habitats and will feed on insects, small mammals, birds, and reptiles. Pygmy falcons will usually in the nests of weavers, and even though they feed on bird will rarely go after their weaver neighbors.
In Irish folklore, mermaids (called “merrows”) collect the souls of those drowned at sea. I’m not sure if that’s a child-appropriate story, but this cutesy picture was lots of fun to draw!
I am among the first three women to be an Arabic minor at Georgia Southern University. Because the Arabic minor is so new there, in order to complete my minor before I graduate in May, I need six credits, which I am hoping to get by studying at Qalm a Lawh Language Center (as part of the brand ne…
I need 50 people to be $20 worth of generous. Just $20. This trip might not change my life, but not being able to graduate definitely means nothing changes. Please help.
bendis killed victoria hand in the comics for no reason but to motivate doctor strange. never forget
AU where superheroes can go through character development without their romantic partners being killed off for the sake of shaking things up
you’re in one.
BLACK WIDOW #8
NATHAN EDMONDSON (W) • PHIL NOTO (A/C)
• On a snowy night in Prague, Natasha must fight her way out of disaster alongside the WINTER SOLDIER!
• Meanwhile, Isaiah has business of his own in London, but a simple plan gets complicated.
• Nathan Edmonson and Phil Noto continue their uninterrupted run on one of the most acclaimed books of the year.
steve and bucky going to an animal shelter for some reason and steve being very clear that we are not here to get a dog and bucky wanders off and steve finds him about twenty minutes later sitting on the floor playing with a little three-legged puppy and bucky looks up at him and steve just sighs like goddammit
I can’t spend my life being Madame Natasha. There are too many tragic memories that never stop haunting me.
what if howard stark survived the car crash. what if he crawled his way out of the wreckage and collapsed a few feet away. his legs were completely shattered and even if they weren’t, his broken back would have made them completely useless anyway.
there’s no one for miles and he knows he’s going to die if he doesn’t get help soon. and what of maria? could she have survived as well? he gathers the strength and turns just enough to look back at the wreckage. his wife’s body is mangled and her neck is turned at an odd angle. there is no way she could have survived. he chokes back a sob and turns away, faintly calling for help even though he knows no one is around to hear him.
seemingly out of the shadows a man appears. howard has to squint his eyes to focus and make sure he’s seeing right because does this man have a metal arm?
as the man approaches howard recognizes the man’s face. sergeant james buchanan barnes. but there’s no way. the man who went by bucky died decades ago before even the captain died how in the hell..?
fuck, it didn’t matter. howard would have been happy to see any face but a familiar face fills his body with relief. his salvation is here.
"sergeant barnes.." he croaks, rolling onto his back as bucky drops down to his knees next to him. howard forces a smile.
this man will save him. this man will call for help. this man will..
the winter soldier wraps his flesh and bone hand around howard’s throat. his metallic one forms a fist and quickly it slams into howard’s face.
his nose explodes in a gush of blood and he feels his cheekbones break with just that single blow. he looks up in disbelief and opens his mouth to ask why when the winter soldier slams that metallic fist into his face once more.
the winter soldier continues to slam his fist into howard stark’s face long after his face is left an unrecognizable crater of blood, bone, and brains.
another Bucky/Nat doodle bc i can’t get them off my brain!!!