See? Fighting thresher maws on foot is fuuun.
This is terrifying just to look at.
- The “Hail Hydra” meme being popular at the same time that an anti-Semetic hate crime kills three people right before Passover.
- … that’s it, really.
Natasha and Bucky
As someone with friends/family who are going through some shit, and who struggles with depression, I thought I would pass these thoughts along. This is not for someone who has a 24-hour stomach bug or a cold.
”..Who the hell is Natasha?”
I became so engrossed in the idea of Natasha being the Winter Soldier I COULDN’T HELP IT
FUCK ME OH MY GOD
unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)
friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town
as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I won’t let the big scary monster step on you, and names it Baker
Natasha Romanoff: S.H.I.E.L.D Agent, Russian Spy, Assassian, Matchmaker
Okay what I love most about this is Nat knows his neighbors.
(okay I love everything about this, especially Natasha continuing this conversation like they totally just didn’t jump out of a plane and murder/incapacitate twelve people, but we’ll focus on one thing in particular)
It’s really fueling my headcanon that Natasha just comes over and bothers Steve
when she’s boredsometimes. She just comes in through the window sometimes, picks the lock when Steve isn’t home and rearranges his furniture (“The harmony of the room was off-balance” “That is a load of bullshit” “Have you gone undercover as a New Age specialist? No? Shut up. Harmony”), replaces his healthy food with microwave dinners. Things like that. Natasha is a world-class troll.
But she has cased his neighbors. She’s watching his back, making sure he’s in a good neighborhood, that he’s got a safe space to come home to.
STEVE PROTECTS HER ON THE FRONT LINES, SHE PROTECTS HIM ON THE HOME FRONT
I wonder also if Nat’s matchmaking isn’t some sort of attempt to push Steve away from the life that she has and has had. After all, SHE doesn’t have a romantic partner of any kind and it’s not like there’s likely to be a shortage of people who would want to fill that role but of course Natasha doesn’t trust people, doesn’t let them in, is married to her job, etc etc etc. And I think she’s…more or less fine with that but I think she also feels like she doesn’t want Steve to end up in that place. She wants him to have a life and to have connections to other people, because Steve is so…himself. He cares about people so damn much and he is, at the moment, so disconnected from everyone and it would be really easy for him to end up like her. Possibly she’s even sort of living vicariously through him, sort of playing at setting up this perfect life for him, like that’s a thing that COULD happen to someone who isn’t her.
STOP RECCING REMENDER’S CAP TO NEW FANS I WILL PERSONALLY ESCORT YOU TO THE GATES OF HELL FOR SUCH A TRANSGRESSION
For the love of good characterization, DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT FLAMING PILE OF SHIT TO ANY NEW FANS
Soooo does anyone have scans of the current Black Widow series they could provide to me? I need them for RP reasons.
Amerikids 3: I’m Getting Really Good At Freehanding Stars
My headcanon for these guys is that, when all their anger issues and emo tendencies came together, it solidified a deep understanding between each of them. Which allows them to be more relaxed than usual. They can just be… kids. The whole responsibility of being the Cap!standin is spread between them so it’s less pressing, and America’s practically indestructible. So they just goof off a lot.
Also, Natasha is their mom-figure. Bucky’s dad. Steve is grandpa.
Bucky would be that awkward dad that doesn’t know what to do so whenever the kids need anything he just points to Natasha.
#and sharon would be the voice of reason #no natasha don’t teach them how to make explosions that big #no bucky don’t show them how to survive without a plan #holy crap guys are you serious #no they have to brush their teeth before going to bed #natasha stop challenging them to milkshake-drinking competitions #bucky stop telling them they can grow out their hair whenever they’re feeling emo #steve will you help me out here #steve? #steve goddamnit pay attention #you’re ninety not deaf #BUCKY PUT THOSE CHILDREN DOWN #we do not show them that Falcon will catch them by throwing them off a building #Sam isn’t even here#NATASHA STOP POISONING THEM SO THEY CAN BUILD UP IMMUNITY #i don’t care if it’s in small doses #bad natasha no #AND STOP CALLING ME MOM #now the kids call me grandmom #holy crap guys i hate all of you #I’m going to send you on really tough missions and make sure you only have celine dion in your ipods #FINE ON YOUR IPODS #don’t correct me! #i hate you all
Fuck I need this even more now. Why would you do this to me.