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thefutureisbroken:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

I miss Pasqualie, sometimes.

Posted 14 hours ago41,255 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #opossums #animals #look at this adorable demon
littletinydoom:

megthemermaid:

our-lady-of-iron:

This? This is cool. Hang on while I turn into a giant horse nerd for a minute here.
Horses will not lie down unless they feel totally at ease and unthreatened, and especially in the flat-out position. They only lie flat like the two in the front if they’re going to do some REM sleep, which only lasts about 45 minutes. Normally a horse will lie in sternal recumbency, like the two in the back. 
The fact that these ponies feel comfy enough to lie down and nap on a beach full of people is impressive— it means they live a life generally free from stress and have learned that they can trust humans. I’d love to know which group of wild ponies this is!
Fun fact: in a herd of horses taking a nap, there will always be at least one who is standing, although they may be relaxed (see cocked leg on rightmost horse). This horse has the job of being the lookout.

floppy horsies

you had me at “hang on while i turn into a giant horse”

littletinydoom:

megthemermaid:

our-lady-of-iron:

This? This is cool. Hang on while I turn into a giant horse nerd for a minute here.

Horses will not lie down unless they feel totally at ease and unthreatened, and especially in the flat-out position. They only lie flat like the two in the front if they’re going to do some REM sleep, which only lasts about 45 minutes. Normally a horse will lie in sternal recumbency, like the two in the back. 

The fact that these ponies feel comfy enough to lie down and nap on a beach full of people is impressive— it means they live a life generally free from stress and have learned that they can trust humans. I’d love to know which group of wild ponies this is!

Fun fact: in a herd of horses taking a nap, there will always be at least one who is standing, although they may be relaxed (see cocked leg on rightmost horse). This horse has the job of being the lookout.

floppy horsies

you had me at “hang on while i turn into a giant horse”

Posted 15 hours ago97,544 notesVIAFiled Under: #horses #animals #cuties

Whether the dark-haired sorceress seeks to influence the Imperial throne, or harbors more sinister motives, no-one knows for certain. This Witch of the Wilds arrived in Orlais rather suddenly three years ago as the newly-appointed “arcane advisor” to Empress Celene. In this role, Morrigan presents a source of information unfiltered by religious dogma, and satisfies Celene’s life-long curiosity about magic. However, whispers carry concern of Morrigan having Celene wrapped around her finger, teaching the Empress forbidden, dark arts in secret.

Posted 16 hours ago989 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Morrigan #Dragon Age: Inquisition #Dragon Age #Bioware #gif #spoilers #/SHRIIIIEEEEEKS

doktorvondoom:

  • Sub-Mariner: The Depths # 5(of 5)

Posted 16 hours ago411 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Namor #Marvel #comics #...this is super creepy and I super approve

War Table - Dragon Age: Inquisition

Posted 17 hours ago2,804 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Dragon Age: Inquisition #Bioware #ummm.... you're cutting out another lady here #there was definitely a lady between the maybe-Rivaini guy and the elf #I didn't imagine that did I? #but anyway yesssss more ladies #and some dudes I don't much care about #the dudes don't get to come with me for the first three playthroughs probs #unless I really need them or something #LOOK AT THESE LADIES

Actual footage of me as my physical limitations punch me in the face…

Posted 17 hours ago4 notesFiled Under: #gpoy #disability #all I wanted to do was pack up some suitcases #maybe sort through some clothes #nope #now I'm nauseous and my heart's racing and I feel like I might pass out #I didn't even move that much wtf

We gave you a gender neutral box cover! What more do you want?

 - Bioware, after another trailer yet again featuring a male human Inquisitor (via championofnevarra)
Posted 17 hours ago224 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Dragon Age: Inquisition #Bioware #sigh #you were so close #man the Inquisitor didn't even have to SPEAK in that trailer come on #why was that necessary

agentvictoriahand:

if male writers and artists cannot write and draw women, they are not good writers or artists

they are not “good writers except with women” or “good artists who can’t draw women”

they’re bad fucking writers and artists

this is not difficult

Posted 18 hours ago691 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #female characters #important #misogyny

buckybarrnes:

image

you guys look like a shitty boy band that hasn’t practiced in 15 years

FEATURING the REALLY OLD GUY WITH RETRACTABLE CLAWS

the ANGSTY OLD MAN WITH A METAL ARM

the PATRIOTIC GRANDPA

and the AVERAGE-AGE BOW AND ARROW DUDE

Posted 18 hours ago3,599 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Logan Howlett #Bucky Barnes #Steve Rogers #Clint Barton #Marvel #Marvel 616 #comics #dlfkjdf
ARTIST: Stars
TRACK: Your Ex-lover Is Dead
ALBUM: Set Yourself On Fire
50,341 plays
Posted 19 hours ago8,420 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #music #Stars hurt me #they hurt me every time

spacetwinks:

wishlist for Marvel comics

  • Greg Land removed from Mighty Avengers and permanently replaced with Valerio Schiti
  • Storm ongoing
Posted 19 hours ago86 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Marvel #comics

gamoradorable:

Types of Love [x]
      ↪Marvel

Posted 20 hours ago2,134 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Bucky Barnes #Natasha Romanova #Bucky x Natasha #Billy Kaplan #Teddy Altman #Billy x Teddy #Emma Frost #Scott Summers #Emma x Scott #Ororo Munroe #T'Challa #Ororo x T'Challa #Felicia Hardy #Peter Parker #Felicia x Peter #I am pretty sure that last pair is GotG which I have not read yet #Marvel #Marvel 616 #comics #I approve entirely of this photoset
older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

Posted 20 hours ago128,310 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #gif
Posted 23 hours ago1,007 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Cassandra Pentaghast #Dragon Age: Inquisition #Dragon Age #Bioware #gif #god she just keeps getting hotter #that scar definitely helps #PLEASE DON'T BE STRAIGHT
Anonymous ASKED: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

Posted 23 hours ago28,366 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Chris Evans #gif #fuck I can't stop laughing at this #I have refrained from grabbing my own boobs