Celebrate, for today someone is picking up the keys for their first killer robot.
A newly minted witch is casting their first spell. A ghost is haunting for the first time, a skeleton is creaking as it raises from the grave, an alchemist is cackling with peels of horrific joy.
The wide, wild world is full of darkness and wonderment.
But now I have competiton.
Get better at what you do.
THIS MAKE S ME LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME
His life was never the same
I AM FUCKING COMPROMISED RIGHT NOW. FUCK. LOOK AT THAT SMILE.
hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen
hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair
hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner
Hi I’m a woman in a world without power and I wake up with perfectly curled hair
When something goes rocketing past my legs in the dark and crashes into the wall, my first thought is not “oh, must be a cat”, it is “who let a monster into my house” and “wow, that monster is really uncoordinated.”
…I’m going to take a ten-minute break from writing to allow my heart rate to return to normal now…
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
I DREW A THING TO SUM UP MY FEELS
Spoonies go hard or we don’t go at all. Because going IS hard, okay?
[Pictured: me, my cane, my meds, my TENS unit, my heating pad, one blood draw bandage out of probably twenty, and my CPAP mask. Not pictured: lost wages, lost work, lower quality of living, and what it feels like to wake up tireder than you were when you went to bed.]
[Be cool, don’t remove text.]
*the tiniest voice* surfbort
Your Monday Morning Brain Teaser: Unscramble the Corgi.
Wow. This is extreme sleeping to the … extreme.
Some variations of griffins
Which game is it I could look up Thunder Stone locations.
It’s Ruby, which, the internet tells me, is fucking crazy when it comes to evolution stones. We couldn’t just buy them, that would be too easy. Fuck it, maybe I can find an already evolved Jolteon…
Okay so what the Universal Pokemon Game Randomizer has taught me is that given the option, I totally will make a team out of nothing but fire and dragon pokemon. You really cannot stop me.
Alternatively, a team of entirely canine pokemon.