Sharon Carter for Teacupnatasha!
cute lil octomaid!
this texture is actually nothing like that of an actual octopus………eeeurrrgh
We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]
That dog knew what it was doing
Clever little bastard
Border collie. ‘nuff said.
We created a new social network called The Void. You don’t join, it seeks you out.
I love dogs so much
Problem solved. I am become Oracle, controller of screens.
commission for giraffeswitheyepatches!! they asked for fem bucky & steve discovering the wonders of modern supermarkets. obviously grocery carts are the most exciting thing about supermarkets, more specifically making someone push you around in one
Back before my big laptop totally died, I used to use a program so I could use one mouse and keyboard to control multiple screens. Then my laptop was running on Ubuntu and I couldn’t make a single program work on both computers. But now I have two computers running Windows and I have just remembered this is a thing I can do… if I can only remember what program I was using.
So I’m just running searches like “HOW DO I CONTROL ALL THE SCREENS” and “HELP I NEED TO BE ORACLE”. …so far I have not been successful in finding what I want.
Have you heard of the wonderful goddess The Morragan?
but what about an Amerikate 1920s bonnie and clyde/ thelma and louise/ crime au though
I didn’t ever really want to write this post, but recent events have forced me to. I need to find a temporary foster situation for my two bonded cats, Squirtle and Soren. This summer I left my rental house in the middle of the night because of an abusive roommate and while I can keep my dogs with me in my current living situation, I am unable to keep my cats. They have been boarding at the veterinary clinic that I work at, but I can’t keep them there forever. The original plan was to move back into my old house once my abusive roommate had left, but they completely trashed everything before leaving and it would be almost impossible to get it back to a livable state.
I would be looking for anyone in the Maryland, DC, Virginia, Delaware, West Virginia, or Pennsylvania area who might be able to look after my babies until I am able to move into my new rental house in May. They are both neutered, completely up to date on vaccines (rabies, distemper, FELV), and I would provide 100% of the food, veterinary costs, and whatever else they need. I would also be more than willing to give whoever is able to look after them what little extra cash I have for their troubles. Soren and Squirtle are both super sweet love bugs but they are easily frightened and stressed. Squirtle does really well with dogs and other cats, and Soren mostly just tolerates them.
If you’re able to help at all, please let me know! I’m willing to drive up to four hours away from Beallsville, Maryland in order to find them the best foster situation.
so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment
i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off
Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc.
The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.
the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts