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malabie:

cute lil octomaid!

this texture is actually nothing like that of an actual octopus………eeeurrrgh

Posted 1 day ago698 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #mermaids #cephalopods #YES #breasts #nsfw

thegreenwolf:

trill-o-g-g:

cosbyykidd:

unamusedsloth:

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]

That dog knew what it was doing

Clever little bastard

Border collie. ‘nuff said.

Posted 2 days ago24,233 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #dogs #canines #animals #gif #what a little shit

Some of you already serve it. 

evilsupplyco:

We created a new social network called The Void. You don’t join, it seeks you out. 

Posted 2 days ago167 notesVIAFiled Under: #if you are a monster
zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

Posted 2 days ago47,000 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #dogs #canines #animals #gif #oh my god puppy

Problem solved. I am become Oracle, controller of screens.

Posted 2 days ago5 notesFiled Under: #personal post #shut up I'm pleased #now I don't have to fuss with moving my Scrivener files from one place to the other every time I want to write #I WIN #(it was Input Director by the way) #(if anyone wondered)
felixandria:

commission for giraffeswitheyepatches!! they asked for fem bucky & steve discovering the wonders of modern supermarkets. obviously grocery carts are the most exciting thing about supermarkets, more specifically making someone push you around in one

felixandria:

commission for giraffeswitheyepatches!! they asked for fem bucky & steve discovering the wonders of modern supermarkets. obviously grocery carts are the most exciting thing about supermarkets, more specifically making someone push you around in one

Posted 2 days ago448 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Steve Rogers #Stephanie Rogers #Bucky Barnes #rule 63 #Marvel #MCU #fanart

Back before my big laptop totally died, I used to use a program so I could use one mouse and keyboard to control multiple screens. Then my laptop was running on Ubuntu and I couldn’t make a single program work on both computers. But now I have two computers running Windows and I have just remembered this is a thing I can do… if I can only remember what program I was using.

So I’m just running searches like “HOW DO I CONTROL ALL THE SCREENS” and “HELP I NEED TO BE ORACLE”. …so far I have not been successful in finding what I want.

Posted 2 days agoFiled Under: #personal post #incidentally if anyone knows a program that does this #that you like #please let me know #ideally I will find the one I was using because I am particular #but I will accept whatever I can get to work without too much screaming #(I just want to be Oracle god damn it) #(there is a word for the kind of program I want but I am brainfoggy and cannot begin to find it)
vylla-art:

Tesla Tarasova for Teacupnatasha!

vylla-art:

Tesla Tarasova for Teacupnatasha!

Posted 2 days ago190 notesVIAFiled Under: #tesla tarasova #winter soldier #marvel #marvel 616 #comics #fanart
vylla-art:



Sharon Carter for Teacupnatasha!

vylla-art:

Sharon Carter for Teacupnatasha!

Posted 2 days ago334 notesVIAFiled Under: #sharon carter #marvel #marvel 616 #comics #fanart
the-darkest-of-lights:

Have you heard of the wonderful goddess The Morragan?

the-darkest-of-lights:

Have you heard of the wonderful goddess The Morragan?

Posted 2 days ago7,956 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #crows #corvids #birds #animals
kelslk:

but what about an Amerikate 1920s bonnie and clyde/ thelma and louise/ crime au though

kelslk:

but what about an Amerikate 1920s bonnie and clyde/ thelma and louise/ crime au though

Posted 2 days ago1,310 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Kate Bishop #America Chavez #America x Kate #Young Avengers #Marvel #MCU #fanart #femslash #AU #YES

hunsonabadeer2016:

I didn’t ever really want to write this post, but recent events have forced me to. I need to find a temporary foster situation for my two bonded cats, Squirtle and Soren. This summer I left my rental house in the middle of the night because of an abusive roommate and while I can keep my dogs with me in my current living situation, I am unable to keep my cats. They have been boarding at the veterinary clinic that I work at, but I can’t keep them there forever. The original plan was to move back into my old house once my abusive roommate had left, but they completely trashed everything before leaving and it would be almost impossible to get it back to a livable state.

I would be looking for anyone in the Maryland, DC, Virginia, Delaware, West Virginia, or Pennsylvania area who might be able to look after my babies until I am able to move into my new rental house in May. They are both neutered, completely up to date on vaccines (rabies, distemper, FELV), and I would provide 100% of the food, veterinary costs, and whatever else they need. I would also be more than willing to give whoever is able to look after them what little extra cash I have for their troubles. Soren and Squirtle are both super sweet love bugs but they are easily frightened and stressed. Squirtle does really well with dogs and other cats, and Soren mostly just tolerates them.

If you’re able to help at all, please let me know! I’m willing to drive up to four hours away from Beallsville, Maryland in order to find them the best foster situation.

Posted 2 days ago1,475 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #signal boost #cats
thegreenwolf:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment
i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 
The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

thegreenwolf:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment

i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 

The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

Posted 2 days ago24,485 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #assault #psa
saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS
NO

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

Posted 3 days ago55,311 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #mythology

rustedknees:

the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts

Posted 3 days ago53,745 notesVIA/SOURCE