Unlucky Bucky and his girls.
Commission for herestoyoumsholly.
YAAY! It’s done!
I’ll post the fic to accompany this soon, which is ALMOST done.
I like to call this piece “Bucky, Bucky…and Bucky”
six fanfictions i am currently craving:
- the steve rogers and bucky barnes are really mad about these newfangled bananas show, starring steve rogers and bucky barnes, who are really mad about these newfangled bananas
- this same fic, five more times
#TO EXPLAIN: until the 1950s the bananas that were available in the US were a different type of banana than the kind we eat now #but then those bananas got a wasting banana disease and essentially died out #so now we eat a different variety of banana that was resistant to wasting banana disease #which is by all accounts totally not as good as the old school banana #THE LINK UP THERE IS TO A REALLY INTERESTING NYT ARTICLE ABOUT BANANAS #THAT I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SINCE I READ IT IN ‘08 OKAY?! #and also i just want to think forever about happy things #like bucky barnes taking a bite of banana and spitting it out and yELLING #while steve rogers sits next to him nodding in angry agreement
That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.
Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.
So yes, this whole equality thing is great.
This post is brilliant.
also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL
Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years
And just because you’re an extra-nutty cookie, here’s some advice from someone who’s learning to do that.
Natasha’s move was technically perfect. The move is meant to to be an amped up flying triangle choke; krav, judo and a couple MMA disciplines have it.
What you want is your opponent’s head and upper arm crushed between your legs, with the one leg extended and the other at a triangle, wrapped around their throat cutting off circulation,
Doing it with your calves is possible, but not actually effective, there’s simply not as much pressure; doing it with your calves because you can’t get your thighs into the proper position is just asking to get your ass beat by the other fighter, because he is better than you.
Natasha Romanoff just exercised a move that would have her opponent unconscious in 6-10 seconds.
Spiderman was ][ that close to getting his dick bit clean off.
Maybe the next time you try to talk shit, sweetheart, know the shit first.
#also even i can tell just looking at these #that dude in the first gif is HANGING ON and ROLLING OVER #natasha’s victim at least LOOKS LIKE HE’S GETTING HIS ASS KICKED #completely setting aside the technical aspects #only one of these looks convincing in the least
Weather’s getting nice and warm, but I don’t know if everyone would enjoy Carol’s presence making things too hot too soon.
bendis killed victoria hand in the comics for no reason but to motivate doctor strange. never forget
you’re in one.
BLACK WIDOW #8
NATHAN EDMONDSON (W) • PHIL NOTO (A/C)
• On a snowy night in Prague, Natasha must fight her way out of disaster alongside the WINTER SOLDIER!
• Meanwhile, Isaiah has business of his own in London, but a simple plan gets complicated.
• Nathan Edmonson and Phil Noto continue their uninterrupted run on one of the most acclaimed books of the year.
steve and bucky going to an animal shelter for some reason and steve being very clear that we are not here to get a dog and bucky wanders off and steve finds him about twenty minutes later sitting on the floor playing with a little three-legged puppy and bucky looks up at him and steve just sighs like goddammit
I can’t spend my life being Madame Natasha. There are too many tragic memories that never stop haunting me.
what if howard stark survived the car crash. what if he crawled his way out of the wreckage and collapsed a few feet away. his legs were completely shattered and even if they weren’t, his broken back would have made them completely useless anyway.
there’s no one for miles and he knows he’s going to die if he doesn’t get help soon. and what of maria? could she have survived as well? he gathers the strength and turns just enough to look back at the wreckage. his wife’s body is mangled and her neck is turned at an odd angle. there is no way she could have survived. he chokes back a sob and turns away, faintly calling for help even though he knows no one is around to hear him.
seemingly out of the shadows a man appears. howard has to squint his eyes to focus and make sure he’s seeing right because does this man have a metal arm?
as the man approaches howard recognizes the man’s face. sergeant james buchanan barnes. but there’s no way. the man who went by bucky died decades ago before even the captain died how in the hell..?
fuck, it didn’t matter. howard would have been happy to see any face but a familiar face fills his body with relief. his salvation is here.
"sergeant barnes.." he croaks, rolling onto his back as bucky drops down to his knees next to him. howard forces a smile.
this man will save him. this man will call for help. this man will..
the winter soldier wraps his flesh and bone hand around howard’s throat. his metallic one forms a fist and quickly it slams into howard’s face.
his nose explodes in a gush of blood and he feels his cheekbones break with just that single blow. he looks up in disbelief and opens his mouth to ask why when the winter soldier slams that metallic fist into his face once more.
the winter soldier continues to slam his fist into howard stark’s face long after his face is left an unrecognizable crater of blood, bone, and brains.
another Bucky/Nat doodle bc i can’t get them off my brain!!!
and I’m always honest
Marvel Cinematic Universe known Working Titles.
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