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magnetrx:

Marvel meets Myers-BriggsIntroversion iNtuition Feeling Perceiving

"Idealistic, dedicated, and curious. Fueled by intense feeling and deeply held ethics. Seeks an external life that is in keeping with internal values. Loyal to the people and causes important to them. Intensely focused on making the world a better place for people. Flexible and laid-back by nature but aggressively defensive if a person , value, or cause is threatened."  X ]

Posted 2 weeks ago714 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #gpoy #marvel #peter parker #sam wilson #kitty pryde #carol danvers

superdames:

Peter you need to get out more.

Spider-Man meets the Black Widow, the Cat, and Ms. Marvel.

  • Amazing Spider-Man #86 (1970) script by Stan Lee, art by John Romita Sr.
  • Marvel Team-Up #8 (1973) script by Gerry Conway, art by Jim Mooney
  • Marvel Team-Up #62 (1977) script by Chris Claremont, art by John Byrne & Dave Hunt
Posted 1 month ago1,529 notesVIAFiled Under: #Peter Parker #natasha Romanova #Greer Nelson #Carol Danvers #Amazing Spider-Man #Marvel Team-Up #Marvel #Marvel 616 #comics #seriously Peter...
Posted 1 month ago20,915 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Peter Parker #Spider-Man #Marvel #comics
orbitingghosts:

peter asks doom why he had to punch his way through a wall to enter a room

orbitingghosts:

peter asks doom why he had to punch his way through a wall to enter a room

Posted 1 month ago6,933 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Victor von Doom #Peter Parker #Marvel #comics #LIKE A PEASANT???

hazardass:

leothemechanic:

bananaweetabix:

leothemechanic:

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN SPIDERMAN CLIMBS A BUILDING

idk what?

PETER PARKOUR

NO.

#spider-man’s secret identity revealed because he can’t stop yelling ”peter parkour” every time he does a backflip

Posted 2 months ago67,238 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Peter Parker #Spider-Man #Marvel #Peter no
Posted 2 months ago4,718 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Peter Parker #Clint Barton #Marvel #Marvel 616 #comics #beautiful

doctorcakeray:

arcadiasilver:

lyrangalia:

snark-knight:

analytical-bird:

everybodyilovedies:

hennyjones:

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

sirdef:

novaorchid:

#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days

i’m not a science expert. i’m not even a science novice. but that’s so interesting that these four would come up with interstellar travel when none of the 4 above are qualified as far as we know? reed richards in the mcu is just listed as a physicist, peter parker could only be linked with engineering + genetics, tony’s engineering, bruce banner is physicist in the 616 but i believe just radiology in the mcu.

know who IS an astrophysicist though?

know who has actually manipulated travel between realms? 

jane foster!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

STOP. ERASING. THE WOMEN.

She didn’t do shit it was already there.

OH MY GOSH THAT’S LIKE SAYING “ISAAC NEWTON DIDN’T DO SHIT GRAVITY WAS ALREADY THERE” “Albert Einstein didn’t do shit time was already relative” “Stephen Hawking didn’t do shit the universe was already there”

  • Those sticks that Thor used to finally defeat Malekith were definitely already there they were products of the earth and Jane and Selvig had nothing to do with their invention.
  • The ether was already THERE on earth I mean not like Jane was the one who found it using devices that she invented or anything and algorithms she made and physics she discovered.
  • The “soul forge” was already there it wasn’t like Jane figured out it was a quantum computer thing whatever she called it I mean it’s not like there could ever be any possible use for figuring out “magic” and making it into “science” THAT has no practical application.
  • The planets were already lining up I mean it’s not like it’s useful for her to have figured out the math and physics behind it and create a predictive engine so her and Selvig could figure out where and when the event would take place and track down the villain to that location.

If the “it’s already there” argument is valid than literally every astrophysicist, quantum physicist, mathematician, biologist, zoologist, &c &c &c are a bunch of loser idiots who definitely never accomplished anything because PFTTTT what good were THEY it was already THERE

THANK YOU

It’s very alienating, particularly for me as a female science student, to be constantly seeing smart-to-genius men glamorized for their intelligence but not brilliant women.

While we’re on the subject of awesome female scientists in the MCU:
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Scientific badassery of Agent Simmons (that we know of):
-Contributed to stabilizing a strain of Extremis.
-Diagnosed and cured a deadly alien disease within only a few hours 
-Graduated 3 years early from SHIELD academy and has at least 2 PHDs.

You know what would happen if you put Peter Parker, Reed Richards, Bruce Banner, and Tony Stark in a room together for a day?

WHINING. COMPLAINING. AND SHIT BEING ON FIRE.

Because dude, God help us all but have you seenmale scientists and engineers attempt to work together because 99% of the time, unless you have someone who is actually trained in getting people to focus and work together, they end up sitting in their own corners blowing shit up and throwing tantrums and chucking bits of shit at each other.

My male counterparts are smart, competent people, but fuck allif they all don’t have egos as delicate as eggshells and enough team working skills to fill a teaspoon. Especially if they are people who have been told from day one that they’re smart and exceptional and geniuses (even if they haven’t)

Give me Jane Foster, Pepper Potts, Agent Simmons, Gwen Stacy, and Darcy Lewis any day. (Pepper Potts is SO important here, because you need project management. Don’t even joke with me, having someone who can keep scientists and engineers focused is invaluable)

How many enemies has Tony Stark made because he’s a …what was it? “Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist?”

Bruce Banner might get along with Tony, but he’d spend the time trying to duck around and avoid people to keep from possibly triggering himself. 

Reed Richards is notoriously a douchebag who has near sociopathic disregard for people’s emotions and has all the sensitivity of a rock. Imagine that with Banner and Stark stepping in when Reed inevitably stomps on Bruce’s green-tinged toes. 

Peter Parker is a teenager/college student and he’d be reduced to gopher within the hour.

It’d be a disaster and they’d end up endangering the entire Eastern Seaboard within a 12 hour period.

Betty Ross should join, too. She is an amazing scientist and a calming/stabilizing presence.

Posted 2 months ago136,995 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Jemma Simmons #Jane Foster #Tony Stark #Betty Ross #Peter Parker #Reed Richards #Bruce Banner #science bros #science pros #Marvel #MCU #gif #still reblogging this because it's still hilarious #and keeps getting better #also Maya pls #I know she kind of got co-opted by an evil organization #but it's heavily implied that wasn't her choice #and she only wanted to do good #and fuck you I fucking love Maya

graphiteknight:

graphiteknight:

Made this today. :)

Reviving this because it’s still one of the best accidental mixes that I’ve ever made. Like, I literally didn’t even have to edit the Spiderman cartoon to make it shorter or longer, it just timed up that perfectly.

Posted 2 months ago13,348 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Peter Parker #Stan Lee #Spider-Man #Marvel #Disney #I knew exactly what it would be when I clicked #but it was still hilarious #and so much better than expected
hektious:

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hektious:

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Posted 2 months ago285,938 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Peter Parker #Spider-Man #Marvel #gif #Peter why #Peter... no...
actuallyclintbarton:

wendys-muses:

actuallyclintbarton:

arhapsodyofwords:

najalater:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

ok i’ll stop now

I just love this so much

actually yes, I just realized since Sony owns Peter, why can’t we have Miles in the MCU? Unless Sony owns ALL things Spidey, then that sucks…

Hmmm, that’s a good question!  One for the Marvel lawyers, probably - Sony probably got the rights to all things Spidey, but at the time MILES DIDN’T EXIST, so they might be able to get him.  Or it might only count for 616!Spidey and things that overlap - so like, there couldn’t be a Gwen or an MJ, but there could still be Miles and Ganke and cute punky Katie.  (If they wanted to go that route with Kate, obvs)
IDK THO MAN.

Sony only has the rights to the live action movies. So all the merch and cartoons and comics that is involved with spiderman still belong to marvel but I don’t know if they own all of the spidermen or just Peter Parker spidey

By “all things Spidey” we mean “all characters that originated in/exist solely or primarily in Spider-Man comics”, not other media and merch.  ’Cause the question we were discussing is: would they be able to bring Miles to the MCU?

I feel like if MCU tried to do this, we’d end up with a Wanda-and-Pietro situation. NO ONE PLANNED FOR THIS AND NOW NO ONE WANTS TO GIVE UP ANY GROUND AND IT’S A HILARIOUS TRAINWRECK FOR EVERYONE WATCHING.I still want it though. He doesn’t have to go by Spider-Man. I like Anansi, personally, but there’s plenty of possibilities that don’t go anywhere near Peter’s mythology.

actuallyclintbarton:

wendys-muses:

actuallyclintbarton:

arhapsodyofwords:

najalater:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

ok i’ll stop now

I just love this so much

actually yes, I just realized since Sony owns Peter, why can’t we have Miles in the MCU? Unless Sony owns ALL things Spidey, then that sucks…

Hmmm, that’s a good question!  One for the Marvel lawyers, probably - Sony probably got the rights to all things Spidey, but at the time MILES DIDN’T EXIST, so they might be able to get him.  Or it might only count for 616!Spidey and things that overlap - so like, there couldn’t be a Gwen or an MJ, but there could still be Miles and Ganke and cute punky Katie.  (If they wanted to go that route with Kate, obvs)

IDK THO MAN.

Sony only has the rights to the live action movies. So all the merch and cartoons and comics that is involved with spiderman still belong to marvel but I don’t know if they own all of the spidermen or just Peter Parker spidey

By “all things Spidey” we mean “all characters that originated in/exist solely or primarily in Spider-Man comics”, not other media and merch.  ’Cause the question we were discussing is: would they be able to bring Miles to the MCU?

I feel like if MCU tried to do this, we’d end up with a Wanda-and-Pietro situation. NO ONE PLANNED FOR THIS AND NOW NO ONE WANTS TO GIVE UP ANY GROUND AND IT’S A HILARIOUS TRAINWRECK FOR EVERYONE WATCHING.

I still want it though. He doesn’t have to go by Spider-Man. I like Anansi, personally, but there’s plenty of possibilities that don’t go anywhere near Peter’s mythology.

Posted 2 months ago6,645 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Miles Morales #Peter Parker #Spider-Man #Amazing Spider-Man #Marvel #MCU

appropriately-inappropriate:

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

And just because you’re an extra-nutty cookie, here’s some advice from someone who’s learning to do that.

Natasha’s move was technically perfect. The move is meant to to be an amped up flying triangle choke; krav, judo and a couple MMA disciplines have it.

What you want is your opponent’s head and upper arm crushed between your legs, with the one leg extended and the other at a triangle, wrapped around their throat cutting off circulation,

Doing it with your calves is possible, but not actually effective, there’s simply not as much pressure; doing it with your calves because you can’t get your thighs into the proper position is just asking to get your ass beat by the other fighter, because he is better than you.

Natasha Romanoff just exercised a move that would have her opponent unconscious in 6-10 seconds.

Spiderman was ][ that close to getting his dick bit clean off.

Maybe the next time you try to talk shit, sweetheart, know the shit first.

#also even i can tell just looking at these #that dude in the first gif is HANGING ON and ROLLING OVER #natasha’s victim at least LOOKS LIKE HE’S GETTING HIS ASS KICKED #completely setting aside the technical aspects #only one of these looks convincing in the least

Posted 3 months ago371,568 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Natasha Romanova #Avengers #Peter Parker #Amazing Spider-Man #Marvel #MCU #gif #just gonna reblog this again #because it never gets old

gamoradorable:

Types of Love [x]
      ↪Marvel

Posted 3 months ago4,891 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Bucky Barnes #Natasha Romanova #Bucky x Natasha #Billy Kaplan #Teddy Altman #Billy x Teddy #Emma Frost #Scott Summers #Emma x Scott #Ororo Munroe #T'Challa #Ororo x T'Challa #Felicia Hardy #Peter Parker #Felicia x Peter #I am pretty sure that last pair is GotG which I have not read yet #Marvel #Marvel 616 #comics #I approve entirely of this photoset

blind-diode:

therantsofnelldog:

towritecomicsonherarms:

Come on man… use your webs to stop her falling.. what’s the worst that could happen

I actually just shuddered reading that line. 

Read the comics and you too can understand all that is wrong with that apparent solution

Posted 3 months ago59,191 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Peter Parker #Gwen Stacy #Amazing Spider-Man 2 #gif #Marvel #MCU #SOB #god I am so worried #I mean everyone is expecting it #there's basically no way this won't happen #but I still hold out hope that they'll fuck with the fanboys and let her live

brianmichaelbendis:

Spider-Man and Spider-Woman by Daniel Acuña (New Avengers #61, 2010)

http://www.comixology.com/New-Avengers-Vol-1/comics-series/993

Posted 4 months ago3,674 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Jessica Drew #Peter Parker #spiderdorks #New Avengers #Marvel #Marvel 616 #comics #Daniel Acuna
night-cf:

If Peter and Billy in the same highschool..
maybe they’ll become good friends..

night-cf:

If Peter and Billy in the same highschool..

maybe they’ll become good friends..

Posted 4 months ago2,078 notesVIA/SOURCEFiled Under: #Peter Parker #Billy Kaplan #Marvel #Marvel 616 #comics #fanart #aww bbs