Today i went for a walk on the Capitol Crescent Trail, a highly trafficked pedestrian/cyclist path by my office, and there were so many people jogging by literally saying ON YOUR LEFT
And i had the stupidest, cheesiest smile plastered all over my face the entire time
And at one point two guys went right by me so fast I could feel the breeze of it and they both went ON YOUR LEFT in really rapid succession and I actually had to step off the path and just breathe for a minute cuz i kinda felt like i was going to spontaneously combust
I ride my bike on a similar mixed-use trail to and from work and have to force myself to say “on your left!” in a performative feminine voice, because otherwise I’m going to use my best Steve Rogers voice and crack myself up every time.
A GUY WAS STARING AT ME THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW MAKING THE MOST DISGUSTED FACE EVER BC HE SAW MY ARMPITS SO I DECIDED TO TAKE THIS SELFIE IN THE MOMENT OF IT
It’s just seems strange that some one would put so much effort into having nice makeup, which is a long frustrating process, but won’t put in the effort to spare 30 seconds in the shower shaving the pits.
Can we just appreciate that instead of retaliating, this person is trying to cheer up these people who are obviously having a hard time?
Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more
@ChloeBennet4: We go into the #agentsofshield office and roll around on the floor. #skimmons
We built her a cat tower to give her a place to seek refuge when my puppy bugs her. I think we need a taller tower
that is the face of a cat with nothing left to lose
If I fits, I sits
HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD
THE WAY HE THROWS DOWN THE GOD DAMN CHAIR
im so proud of this bear
I JUST LAUGHED FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT TEN MINUTES. THIS IS THE BEST GIF ON TUMBLR.
Poor Ainsley. Sorkin forgot about her. Or hated her? I forget.
If I remember right, they all really liked her but CSI: Miami got her before West Wing signed her as a regular.
Anonymous asked you: Is it possible that you draw America wearing the ” I ❤ Hawkeye” shirt? And Kate being really happy about that?sure thing!
#and it’s only been five seasons
Hank, Steve, if you can’t appreciate Natasha’s taste in cars or Widow’s Bite shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhush.
i drew thing for matt fraction shh….
Shoebill (Balaeniceps rex)
When you remember this bird is five feet tall it’s like the scariest animal I can imagine running into.
reblog for danni
I want twenty of these. They will live in the yard. NO ONE WILL EVER COME OVER AGAIN.