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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
roach-works

Brussels Sprouts were invented by monks for use as a mark of penitence. Only those who committed the most terrible sins were condemned to taste their horrible flavor. They are named for St. Bernard of Brussels, who also tasted pretty awful.

taibhsearachd

This is heresy, properly cooked Brussels sprouts are proof that God exists and he loves us.

…literally Brussels sprouts are one of my favorite foods if I think about them I will become obsessed with having a roasted Brussels sprouts so fuck this post you’ve honestly laid a curse on me like… you know the original fairy tale of Rapunzel? where her mother becomes almost supernaturally obsessed with eating this specific vegetable? that’s how I feel about Brussels sprouts an almost supernatural compulsion to consume this thing I would give up a child for a well-made brussels sprouts dish ngl fuck you’ve cursed me and now I have to get the ingredients and make it I HATE THIS POST I HATE YOU HOW DARE YOU THE OBSESSION WITH THE BEST VEGETABLE HAS ONCE AGAIN FALLEN UPON ME AND I’M ANGRY ABOUT IT
taibhsearachd
taibhsearachd

Still absolutely distraught about my shipwreck podcast getting canceled by their producer. I love disaster podcasts and there are very few as good as Ship Hits the Fan.

Legitimately having trouble falling asleep lately (because yes I like to listen to fresh episodes of familiar podcasts to go to sleep and sometimes they have to do with disasters, don’t judge me). I might have to rotate back to listening to audiobooks of Rolling In the Deep and Into the Drowning Deep until I can once more recite them in my sleep. They’re surprisingly soothing to me, but it does help my ADHD to consume new information but in familiar voices I know I can listen back to if I fall asleep midway through, and I am OUT OF REGULAR PODCASTS THAT SERVE THAT PURPOSE ATM.

So I guess I’m going back to murder mermaids for a while. Murder mermaids love me. Murder mermaids won’t let me down.

taibhsearachd

Absolutely none of you have been helpful but I did find a podcast called Bad Gays and… frankly if you have a problem understanding why what we call “gay” or “queer” isn’t always applicable historically, I’m begging you to listen to just the first three episodes of this podcast. It’s an incredible exploration of the way male homosexuality expresses itself (I specify male homosexuality bc the first season at least does focus on cis gay men) and can actually feed into fascist beliefs, or liberal beliefs… it talks about how queerness is not separate from politics, it can feed and fuel it. It’s incredible.

Anyway I can probably fall asleep to this for a week or so before I need something new. It’s a problem.

bad gays queer stuff queer history podcasts
coldpapernightmare
sapphosewrites

Teaching creative writing to 8 to 12 year olds this summer, a demographic whose stories include a shocking amount of murder. The use of "unalive" was so egregious I had to tell them, "if you aren't comfortable using the words death, die, and kill, you aren't mature enough to be writing about them yet". Kiddo asked me if that applies to adults as well, and I told them it very much does, so here's a PSA.

If you aren't comfortable using the words death, die, and kill, you aren't mature enough to be writing about them yet.

jfc this legitimately upset me
thesylverlining
deadmomjokes

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.


This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren’t spicy foods

lemon-badgeress

@mythopoetry

AHEM.

thesylverlining

W…. REALLY? omg. I love ketchup but it has always been Really spicy for me, when I usually do fine with much spicier foods (or u know, foods that are Supposed to be spicy)

Uhhhhh. Kay. Thing to check out then I guess

oh christ I don’t like tomatoes but they aren’t spicy tbh my biggest problem with tomatoes is that they have a bad texture AND don’t add significant flavor to foods one day I’d like to try an heirloom tomato with salt and maybe my opinion will change but anyway… they’re not spicy you’re just allergic

Still absolutely distraught about my shipwreck podcast getting canceled by their producer. I love disaster podcasts and there are very few as good as Ship Hits the Fan.

Legitimately having trouble falling asleep lately (because yes I like to listen to fresh episodes of familiar podcasts to go to sleep and sometimes they have to do with disasters, don’t judge me). I might have to rotate back to listening to audiobooks of Rolling In the Deep and Into the Drowning Deep until I can once more recite them in my sleep. They’re surprisingly soothing to me, but it does help my ADHD to consume new information but in familiar voices I know I can listen back to if I fall asleep midway through, and I am OUT OF REGULAR PODCASTS THAT SERVE THAT PURPOSE ATM.

So I guess I’m going back to murder mermaids for a while. Murder mermaids love me. Murder mermaids won’t let me down.

ship hits the fan into the drowning deep mira grant podcasts audiobooks legit this is a request for recommendations ahout podcasts to listen to ideally podcasts where people don’t get loud and shouty bc the goal is to fall asleep podcasts I regularly use for this include: ship hits the fan; behind the bastards; historical blindness; the constant; the conspirators I’m also open to recs for nonfiction audiobooks about disasters or historical crimes or just general historical events… hell I’d love a good nonfiction book about science if you have one to recommend it does unfortunately have to be nonfiction love me a fiction podcast or audiobook like I said murder mermaids are very soothing to me and I also like to listen to tma or wtnv to fall asleep but it has to be a story I’ve heard before or I will get too invested and it interferes with actual sleep
tealdearest
gracien-system

I don't know if abled people will ever really be able to understand the kind of pressure that being in a messy/dirty environment and being unable to clean it up puts on you

like, we just managed to clean off our desk and vacuum for the first time in... over 6 months?

The amount of relief we're feeling is amazing

but also like

That was pressure before we did that. We were feeling that for over 6 months. This relief is that pressure being LIFTED.

Anyway, PSA:

Don't blame someone for having a dirty or messy living space. If it's a problem for you, it's probably a problem for them, too. Maybe offer to help clean it up, or just kindly shut the fuck up? That person is probably putting a large amount of pressure on themselves about the space, too. Don't make that worse by being a dick about it.

naamahdarling
sapphling

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling

image

no that part was real

kriatyrr

toastpandadraws asked:

Hey Neil,

My mom and I were talking about the actor and writer strike, she claimed that the writers had good reason to go on strike but that actors were out of touch with reality and got paid more than enough already, and for the ones that didn’t get paid enough should just find a different job.

Any idea how I can convince her that the actors strike is just as important too? Thank you.

neil-gaiman answered:

About 13% of SAG members make $26,000 a year from acting and are eligible for Health Insurance.

In the old days (pre-streamers) the actors got “residuals” every time the show they were in was shown on TV. The residuals added up, and allowed many actors to live a comfortable middle-class lifestyle.

Right now 87% of SAG members make less than $26,000 a year.

Here’s an article from CNN.com for you to show your mother.

eliias-bouchard
homo-sex-shoe-whale

As a biochem student and certified nerd, I feel the responsibility to bestow this knowledge upon as many people as I possibly can:

You do NOT need to "earn" meals through exercise.

You know why?

Because exercise only accounts for about 20% of your calories. The majority of the calories your body burns, it uses to keep itself alive. It uses them to power your brain and metabolism. In fact, your brain ALONE is responsible for spending about 20% of your calories.

Your BRAIN, just to keep itself going, uses up just as many (or even more!!!) calories than all the exercise you do.

Your RESTING metabolic rate is responsible for burning between 60 and 75% of your calories.

You don't just deserve food because you're working out. YOU DESERVE FOOD BECAUSE YOUR BODY NEEDS IT TO STAY ALIVE.

floweryotter

As a nutritionist, I confirm this is true

headspace-hotel

I never thought about the fact that some people don't know this, but some people's ideas about nutrition make sense now.

What I learned was that for the average person, it takes 1300 kcal a day just to run your organs. The breathing and digesting and thinking and stuff is what's using most of the fuel.

weaselle

you are a VERY complex organism. get enough fuel to keep existing pls

coldpapernightmare
elysiuminfra

its so mortifying and frustrating that the crew of spiderverse were so overworked. by people who didnt understand the sheer work and effort that goes into all parts of the pipeline. but a new generation of artists are seeing the concept art, and going, “i want to do this too!” getting to see the release of so much behind the scenes work makes me want to do things like this. i aspire to this. but i dont want to have to deal with the death of creativity in the form of constant reworking. i couldn’t watch coworkers leave because of how stressful it becomes.

i hope the crew knows just how many artists walked into that theater, and then walked out going, “i want to make art as thoughtful as this. i want to make art as genuine as this. i want to make art with this much love in it. i want to do this too.”

elysiuminfra

adding:

if you’re interested in going into animation, you should be fighting for fairer work conditions. you should be invested in your health with your job. you should be fighting for better treatment of creatives across ALL parts of the pipeline! writers, concept artists, storyboarders, revisionists, animators, every single one. i want to go into animation one day but it’s unsustainable for so many and people get burnt out! i’m scared that i will never be able to make it. but i have to try.

also support the strikes i love art studios go to hell SUPPORT ARTISTS & REMEMBER WHO’S MAKING YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES

tygerflower
the-cimmerians

For the anon who asked for my take on/more info on body neutrality. Please be advised this is just my take on it:

  1. Body neutrality is a fundamental part of intersectional feminism: because beauty standards are rooted in white supremacist culture/ableist culture/heteropatriarchal oppression and capitalist oppression, body neutrality reappropriates and recenters our bodies as OUR vessels/part of us, rather than a site of violence visited on us.
  2. The concept of body neutrality came out of the lived experiences of people with marginalized bodies, who found much of the prevalent discourse about bodies (including body positivity) to be traumatizing.
  3. Bodies are marginalized when they are NOT cis, white, young, able, pain-free, thin, and conforming. This means that almost all bodies are marginalized.
  4. ‘So what’s the problem with body positivity?’—the problem is that body positivity focuses on ‘every body is beautiful, every body deserves to be loved’. This is predicated on the idea of expanding existing standards of beauty, rather than striking at the core of how fucked up beauty standards are (see #1 above). It also burdens the body’s owner with the responsibility for loving their body—something that is often difficult to do for people with disabilities, chronic pain, or various forms of dysmorphia.
  5. ‘So what IS body neutrality?’ It’s this:
  • If you’re a human and you’re alive, you have the experience of having a body.
  • The body that you inhabit is where you live.
  • The body you inhabit IS NOT a measure of your worth.
  • The people in your life, and the parts of our society that suggest that your body = your worth are incorrect, and operating from some very terrible and misinformed beliefs (see #1)
  • It’s okay to love, or not love, the body you live in, or do both at different times. If you’re existing in it, your body is sufficient.
body neutrality
coldpapernightmare
oceanlandworld

very cool that tumblrs "more like this" feature is seemingly using image recognition on my selfies to recommend pictures of people who look like me when i go on my posts

oceanlandworld

Lol @ the response to my email

image

So yeah tumblr is absolutely scraping every selfie you post to recommend your face to strangers. Normal website

aranealux

[Image description: an email with text from Leonard C. (tumblr)

Hello,

Sorry for the delayed response.

I've chatted to the developer behind this feature. He said "We do use 'similar posts based on image' as part of the mix of underlying sources for the 'more like this'."

He also mentioned, "Currently there is no way to opt-out some uploaded images/posts from being fed into this algorithm, unless the post is private. Posts that are deleted would be excluded by filters."

We regularly collect suggestions and

/End ID]

tumblr is a website tumblr why no one wants this it’s weird and creepy fucking stop